A NB(Super pumped up) Interview

I heard this story from a friend in IBM.

A girl was interviewed by IBM's HR manager. (All dialog was in Chinese.)

HR: You say you can speak English, Japanese and Spanish. Would you please read this article and give us a Chinese abstract?

Girl: May I use the instant-dict? Someone must be a fool if he does not use this advance technology.

HR: ... Would you please describe your current job?

Girl: Can I talk about this? It is a secret.

HR: Then, what the hell are you doing here?

Girl: I am here to ask whether IBM has move all its R&D center from Beijing to Shanghai for my boy friend.